Xaviera and Katje van Dijk have teamed up to produce the hottest sex advice book of the new millennium. It's hot, it's edgy and it is totally politically incorrect.

The duo scoured through thirty-two years of Penthouse Letters, yawned through all the current sex on the shelves, and checked out some of the most popular on-line advice columns in a critical attempt to see what advice men are seeking. In the process, the two women discovered that even though sex has gone mainstream, and even though people are ‘out there’ about issues that were forbidden topics forty years ago, most men are still largely clueless about how to be good lovers. It seems there’s plenty of advice, plenty of information, but yet a dearth of good lovers.

The Happy Hooker’s Guide to Sex: 69 Orgasmic Ways to Pleasure a Woman is destined to be a best seller, as it presents the best of the best advice for men in how to approach and implement great love-making, the kind of love-making that kicks off the dopamine in her brain and makes her return repeatedly for more.

The book explains in very simple terms how the heart and brain and body of a woman work together to engage her inner-slut and provides very specific and simple things to do to get her warmed up ahead of time . . . foreplay to foreplay – made easy.

Any man, no matter how attractive or unattractive, no matter how clever or brain-challenged, will benefit from reading this very fun and simple set of 69 sex tips. It will change forever how he approaches women and transform him into the Casanova he is capable of becoming. 

To my female readers:

Most men do not buy advice books. Fortunately, the ladies are buying them for the men. And if their man doesn't read, the clever women are reading it to their men. The book is an insignificant investment -- if he registers only a small portion of the information presented, it will be a quality of life improvement worth millions.

To my male readers:

I know you don’t like advice books, and you may even have read a sex tip book recently, and came away feeling cheated. This book is different! Men who have read it say the same things:

“It is so crisp and fresh!”

“It provided me a whole new prospective on women and romance”

“I loved the quotes!”

“Although I felt I knew most of these things, much of the advice is contrary to what I thought is politically correct, so I wasn’t doing them!”

“Fun book - and I enjoyed the 50’s retro art work inside – very cool!”

“There is very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, ‘I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.” — Jerry Seinfeld (Chapter 6 Learn to Love Your Body)

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” — Robin Williams (Chapter 13 Train Your Body)

“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.” — Robert De Niro (Chapter 21 Engage in Dress-Up Play)

“Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.” —Sharon Stone (Chapter 25 Think Like a Lesbian)

the guide to sex