Xaviera's B&B
 

XAVIERA'S Bed & Breakfast
on Amsterdam's
"Gold Coast"

 
 

pension and BED AND BREAKFAST in amsterdamThe Dutch have given America many great gifts, New York for one, the second is Art and the third is the “Diva” herself, Xaviera Hollander, also known in some circles as “The Happy Hooker".

 

Although she left being the most famous Madame of "the world's oldest profession" behind her a while ago, she is now working in an exciting field, that of playing hostess to her public once again, a part she knows, oh so well, as she is a Master of the craft of pleasure and comfort!


BED AND BREAKFAST in amsterdam Her home is an elegant villa close to the hustle and bustle of Amsterdam, in the plush Beethovenstraat neighborhood. It is filled with art, musical instruments, mementoes and a steady stream of international visitors.

A great place to hang out!

Xaviera Hollander presents to you her own “HAPPY HOUSE” in Amsterdam,now open for bookings as an incredible and lush "Bed & Breakfast" for your relaxation, luxury and pampering desires!

Your hostess, Xaviera Hollander, renowned author, Penthouse columnist, legend, performer, raconteur, theatrical entrepreneur, the Happy Hooker herself will entertain you as a guest in her own inimitable style.

Xaviera’s talent lays in communication, and she still does it like no one else. In addition her home is available for seminars, dinner and cocktail parties and intimate soirees.


Xaviera offers two elegant rooms:

David room One is "DAVID" - which is the smaller of the two (No offense to anyone named David reading this!) but "David" contains all luxuries including a queen-sized bed, radio/television; bored you won’t be with Xaviera's staff ready to cater to your needs (Not sexual, but every other!) Shower/toilet is located just down the hall.



Prices from euro 120,-

Goliath roomThe other magnificent room is GOLIATH, which as you may know, the name says it all; it is spacious, ne plus ultra - and even has a wonderful view with a balcony. It has a king size bed, radio/tv/stereo, in-room refrigerator, table and chairs. An additional single-bed may be placed in this room. Shower/toilet is located directly across from the room.

 

The one thing to be certain of is that when looking for a perfect hostess, who can compare to Xaviera? This woman is a true diva - and here it is, your opportunity to spend a night or two at her house, have great amenities and service all at the same time. Who could ask for anything more?

Prices from euro 140,-

Special facilities:

Living room

There is secure parking in her private driveway,

Chauffeur service is available from and to the airport. Free internet use is available in the morning, and low cost international telephone calls may be made.

 

 

Breakfast roomXAVIERA HOLLANDER'S B&B,
A UNIQUE AMSTERDAM EXPERIENCE.

 

 

 

Call or e-mail now, as rooms book up quickly.

Payment must be made in cash (euros)upon check in. .Sorry no credit cards (yet)
  XAVIERA HOLLANDER
STADIONWEG 17
1077 RV AMSTERDAM
HOLLAND

tel. +31 - 20 673.3934
fax +31 - 20 664.3687
email: xie@xavierahollander.com
The important sights of Amsterdam are all nearby. These include:

The Rijksmuseum
Van Gogh museum
Museum of Modern Art
Concert hall
Heineken Brewery
Anne Frank house
Red Light district
Street markets
Elegant shopping
 

Down payment of 50% is required
NO CREDIT CARDS ARE ACCEPTED

The House and the rooms are invalid friendly

 

P.S. And... if you are looking for a sunny hideaway in Marbella, Spain with some friends or family members, please check Xaviera’s “Villa Caprice” on her website my luxury villa in Marbella / Spain

 
A few quotes:

“I will never forget my trip to Amsterdam” a satisfied customer.

“Has anyone seen my trousers?” Napoleon W. W. T. Dalrymple III, an English twit.

This is what TIME OUT magazine writes about her place:

If you want lodgings that will give you a story to tell, this is your place. Everyone calms down with age, and for Xaviera Hollander, the infamous New York Madam and later Penthouse columnist whose 1971 book The Happy Hooker sold more than 17 million copies, that's meant coming home to Amsterdam.

These days she's a city fixture who organises English language dinner-theatre events as well as offering B&B in two rooms in her luxurious villa. The house is dense with art, musical instruments, mementoes and a steady stream of visiting friends. Whether in an upstairs bedroom - complete with terrace - or in a "chalet"in the back garden, her accomodation can't be beaten for uniqueness. You needn't be a sexual libertine to feel at home here - though it may help.